Monthly Archives: March 2011

03/31/2011 · 7:44 am

Rule #435

Rule #435: Please do not eat the peaches (or any other food, really) once they have fallen off your fork and landed on your penis.

Thanks, Melissa M.

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03/30/2011 · 7:26 am

Rule #434

Rule #434: Mommy does not give time-outs to your siblings for looking at your breakfast.

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03/21/2011 · 7:32 am

Rule #433

Rule #433: Please do not tell the waitress, “If you want to take me home, I’m available.” You’re 6, and she’s 27. I’m pretty sure it won’t work out between you two….

Thanks, Beth T.

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03/17/2011 · 8:54 am

Rule #432

Rule #432: You are not allowed to yell “Don’t beat me!” in the check-out line at Wal-Mart. Again. I know you mean that I’m unloading the cart faster than you; the check-out lady does not.

Thanks, Kelly S.

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03/16/2011 · 8:59 am

Rule #431

Rule #431: Thank you for helping by feeding your sister breakfast, but pouring an entire box of Rice Krispies into her crib is not ok!

Thanks, Amy E.

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03/15/2011 · 8:11 am

Rule #430

Rule #430: You may not lick the utensils at Pizza Buffet after using them.

Thanks, Michelle B.

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03/14/2011 · 5:29 pm

Rule #429

Rule #429:

Part I – Toilet lid goes UP when you pee and DOWN when you’re done.

Part II – It is NOT OK to tell Mommy that it’s no big deal if you forgot because her BUTT is too big to fall into the potty.

Thanks, Robyn H.

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03/09/2011 · 7:36 am

Rule #428

Rule #428: You are not a cat, a dog, or an overheated kangaroo. Stop licking your arms.

Thanks, Melissa T.

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Monthly Archives: March 2011

Rule #435

Rule #435: Please do not eat the peaches (or any other food, really) once they have fallen off your fork and landed on your penis.

Thanks, Melissa M.

Rule #434

Rule #434: Mommy does not give time-outs to your siblings for looking at your breakfast.

Rule #433

Rule #433: Please do not tell the waitress, “If you want to take me home, I’m available.” You’re 6, and she’s 27. I’m pretty sure it won’t work out between you two….

Thanks, Beth T.

Rule #431

Rule #431: Thank you for helping by feeding your sister breakfast, but pouring an entire box of Rice Krispies into her crib is not ok!

Thanks, Amy E.

Rule #430

Rule #430: You may not lick the utensils at Pizza Buffet after using them.

Thanks, Michelle B.

Rule #429

Rule #429:

Part I – Toilet lid goes UP when you pee and DOWN when you’re done.

Part II – It is NOT OK to tell Mommy that it’s no big deal if you forgot because her BUTT is too big to fall into the potty.

Thanks, Robyn H.

Rule #428

Rule #428: You are not a cat, a dog, or an overheated kangaroo. Stop licking your arms.

Thanks, Melissa T.

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Rule #435: Please do not eat the peaches (or any other food, really) once they have fallen off your fork and landed on your penis.

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Rule #433: Please do not tell the waitress, “If you want to take me home, I’m available.” You’re 6, and she’s 27. I’m pretty sure it won’t work out between you two….

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Rule #432: You are not allowed to yell “Don’t beat me!” in the check-out line at Wal-Mart. Again. I know you mean that I’m unloading the cart faster than you; the check-out lady does not.

Thanks, Kelly S.

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Rule #431: Thank you for helping by feeding your sister breakfast, but pouring an entire box of Rice Krispies into her crib is not ok!

Thanks, Amy E.

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Rule #430: You may not lick the utensils at Pizza Buffet after using them.

Thanks, Michelle B.

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Rule #429:

Part I – Toilet lid goes UP when you pee and DOWN when you’re done.

Part II – It is NOT OK to tell Mommy that it’s no big deal if you forgot because her BUTT is too big to fall into the potty.

Thanks, Robyn H.

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Rule #428: You are not a cat, a dog, or an overheated kangaroo. Stop licking your arms.

Thanks, Melissa T.

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