10/20/2011 · 12:29 pm
Rule #463: “Gentle touch” does not include hitting your brother in the head with the tv remote.
10/18/2011 · 2:39 pm
Rule #462: Do not wrap your penis around the leg of the table. Thanks.
Thanks, Aimee S.
10/13/2011 · 11:57 am
Rule #461: Just because I let you pee behind Mommy’s car in the parking lot because the library wasn’t open yet and you REALLY had to go, doesn’t mean that you ALWAYS get to pee in the library parking lot.
Thanks, Andrea B.