Monthly Archives: November 2010
Rule #411: When you are eating pepperoni pizza, it is not okay to pull off the pepperoni & then get pepperoni from the fridge to put on your pizza so you can have pepperoni pizza.
Rule #410: You are not allowed to say loudly “Be sure you don’t drink ALL of that wine before Thanksgiving! Save some for our guests!” as I’m loading several bottles of wine into the grocery cart.
Thanks, Jenn C.
Rule #409: Please do not use crayons on the cat.
Thanks, Allyson B.
Rule #408: When Mommy and Daddy are considering selling our house that happens to have a crack running along the floor of the garage, it is NOT appropriate to ask, “Mommy, are we going to sell the crack house?” LOUDLY. At swim lessons. In front of 20 other mommies. If Mommy has to go to jail, I will no longer be available to drive you to swim lessons. Thanks for your cooperation.
Thanks, Katie L.