Monthly Archives: April 2010
Rule #311: Please do not lick the melted ice cream that is on the floor of the Playplace tubes at McDonald’s. And if you do, at least keep it out of your hair.
Thanks, Jessica BB!
Rule #310: Please do not stick your magic wand into the desserts on display at the restaurant.
Rule #309: It doesn’t matter how many you times you ask me or the people at Chick-Fil-A, you still cannot order a hamburger. I will not explain why again.
Thanks, Jen W.!
Rule #308: If you have to go to the bathroom during recess, please just ask the teacher if you can go inside. Its not OK to pee on the playground.
Thanks, Jill C.!
Rule #307: When you run towards Mommy, who is sitting on the couch, trip, fall, and hit your head on her hand, please do not repeatedly tell Daddy that Mommy HIT you.
Thanks, Natalie W.!
Rule #306: If you are not careful with your milk, markers, and trips to the bathroom, we actually WILL run out of clean clothes.
Thanks, Carrie HW!
Rule #305: If a toy goes into the dog’s butt, then it goes in the garbage.
Thanks, Jodi S.!
Rule #304: Licking the glass door is not the best way to clean it.
Rule #303: I will not buy you goldfish crackers after you have thrown them at my head at the store.
Thanks, Jill G.!
Rule #302: On Mommy’s birthday, you are required to take a nap. A long nap is even better.