Rule #311: Please do not lick the melted ice cream that is on the floor of the Playplace tubes at McDonald’s. And if you do, at least keep it out of your hair.
Monthly Archives: April 2010
Rule #310
Rule #310: Please do not stick your magic wand into the desserts on display at the restaurant.
Rule #309
Rule #309: It doesn’t matter how many you times you ask me or the people at Chick-Fil-A, you still cannot order a hamburger. I will not explain why again.
Thanks, Jen W.!
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Rule #308
Rule #308: If you have to go to the bathroom during recess, please just ask the teacher if you can go inside. Its not OK to pee on the playground.
Thanks, Jill C.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #307
Rule #307: When you run towards Mommy, who is sitting on the couch, trip, fall, and hit your head on her hand, please do not repeatedly tell Daddy that Mommy HIT you.
Thanks, Natalie W.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #306
Rule #306: If you are not careful with your milk, markers, and trips to the bathroom, we actually WILL run out of clean clothes.
Thanks, Carrie HW!
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Rule #305
Rule #305: If a toy goes into the dog’s butt, then it goes in the garbage.
Thanks, Jodi S.!
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Rule #304
Rule #304: Licking the glass door is not the best way to clean it.
Rule #303
Rule #303: I will not buy you goldfish crackers after you have thrown them at my head at the store.
Thanks, Jill G.!
Filed under Guest rules
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