Rule #389: Just because you are cranky or whiny or tired does not mean you may cry, whine, and complain about some silly little thing that happened five days ago.
Thanks, AmyRuth M.
Rule #388: When I am using the bathroom and ask for privacy, that does NOT mean to back up one foot and continue watching me. Also, you do not need to ask me every time if I am peeing or pooping.
Thanks, Jessica W.
Rule #386: Don’t lick the cat. She cleans herself.
Rule #385: The clean, folded laundry needs to be put away in your drawers. Putting it back in the hamper to avoid putting it away is going to get you in trouble.
Thanks, Michelle H.!
Rule #384: When I say “Go wash your hands, and don’t empty all the soap into the sink this time,” it does not mean you may proceed to pump the entire contents of the soap dispenser into the toilet instead — and then flush repeatedly to make more bubbles.
Thanks, Wendy W.
Rule #383: If I take out the bathroom trash one more time and a get a handful of pee, you will no longer be allowed to pee in the bathroom. You will be peeing either downstairs or outside.
Thanks, Jennifer E.!