Monthly Archives: August 2011
Rule #453: When the gate at the bottom of the stair is closed it means you are supposed to stay downstairs. It does not mean to get a box, stand on it, climb over the gate, and draw on the walls of Daddy’s office with marker.
Thanks, Jayne D.
Rule #452: The popsicle does not belong in the toilet… especially if you plan on eating it.
Thanks, Meaghann B.
Rule #451: No matter how much you hate me, running out onto the four lane highway outside your daycare is not an acceptable alternative to holding my hand.
Thanks, Melinda P. (who is the Meanest Older Half-Sister in the Whole Wide World)
Rule #450: It is not okay to sit on your infant brother and declare him a motorcycle.
Thanks, Barbie R.
Rule #449: While I appreciate the ability to rhyme, there’s no need to say that we’re going to “hang out, with our wang out” to everyone in the grocery store line. Especially since you’re a little girl.
Thanks, Dee G.
Rule #448: Please do not write in someone else’s armpit.
Thanks, Tiffany Y.