Monthly Archives: August 2011
Rule #453
Rule #453: When the gate at the bottom of the stair is closed it means you are supposed to stay downstairs. It does not mean to get a box, stand on it, climb over the gate, and draw on the walls of Daddy’s office with marker.
Thanks, Jayne D.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #452
Rule #452: The popsicle does not belong in the toilet… especially if you plan on eating it.
Thanks, Meaghann B.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #451
Rule #451: No matter how much you hate me, running out onto the four lane highway outside your daycare is not an acceptable alternative to holding my hand.
Thanks, Melinda P. (who is the Meanest Older Half-Sister in the Whole Wide World)
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #450
Rule #450: It is not okay to sit on your infant brother and declare him a motorcycle.
Thanks, Barbie R.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #449
Rule #449: While I appreciate the ability to rhyme, there’s no need to say that we’re going to “hang out, with our wang out” to everyone in the grocery store line. Especially since you’re a little girl.
Thanks, Dee G.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #448
Rule #448: Please do not write in someone else’s armpit.
Thanks, Tiffany Y.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #447
Rule #447: No matter what your cousin tells you, boogers do not have protein, and are not healthy treats. Please stop comparing them and talking about what good snacks they will make.
Thanks, Rebecca MA.
Filed under Guest rules
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 