Monthly Archives: August 2011

Rule #454

Rule #454:  You may not ask the delivery guy, the salesperson, the janitor, the cashier, or the doctor to be your step-daddy because you think your real daddy is being mean.  


Thanks, Lauren H.


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Rule #453

Rule #453:  When the gate at the bottom of the stair is closed it means you are supposed to stay downstairs.  It does not mean to get a box, stand on it, climb over the gate, and draw on the walls of Daddy’s office with marker.


Thanks, Jayne D.


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Rule #452

Rule #452: The popsicle does not belong in the toilet… especially if you plan on eating it.

 

Thanks, Meaghann B.

 

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Rule #451

Rule #451:  No matter how much you hate me, running out onto the four lane highway outside your daycare is not an acceptable alternative to holding my hand.


Thanks, Melinda P. (who is the Meanest Older Half-Sister in the Whole Wide World)


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Rule #450

Rule #450:  It is not okay to sit on your infant brother and declare him a motorcycle.

 

Thanks, Barbie R.

 

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Rule #449

Rule #449:  While I appreciate the ability to rhyme, there’s no need to say that we’re going to “hang out, with our wang out” to everyone in the grocery store line.  Especially since you’re a little girl.


Thanks, Dee G.


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Rule #448

Rule #448:  Please do not write in someone else’s armpit.

 

Thanks, Tiffany Y.

 

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