Rule #545: It is not appropriate to wipe your runny nose on the tablecloth. Not at all. Never ever. Never.
Thanks, Nikki D.
Monthly Archives: October 2012
Rule #544
Rule #544: When you insist on wearing your Halloween costume as pajamas & you pee in it at 3am, please don’t scream at me for not having it washed & ready to go by 6am.
Filed under GC
Rule #543
Rule #543: No, you may not have brownies, cotton candy, caramel corn, and/or Tootsie Rolls for breakfast.
Filed under SR
Rule #542
Rule #542: When you run out of clean underwear, please just bring your dirty clothes to the laundry room so I can wash them. That makes a lot more sense than wearing your swimsuit as underwear.
~ Anonymous
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #541
Rule #541: You may NOT put your finger up your sister’s nose, even when she asks you to.
Thanks, Melissa T.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #540
Murphy’s Law of Parenting (aka Rule #540): The bigger the spill/mess/dirty diaper, the closer it happens to the moment after Mommy has poured milk on her breakfast cereal.
Filed under GC
Rule #539
Rule #539: Compliments are fantastic, but when you walk in on me changing, no one wants to hear about the “wonderful fur” I have on my penis. Also, Mommy doesn’t have a penis.
Thanks, Aimee S.
Filed under Guest rules
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