Monthly Archives: October 2012

Rule #545

Rule #545:   It is not appropriate to wipe your runny nose on the tablecloth.  Not at all. Never ever. Never.

 

 Thanks, Nikki D.

 

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Rule #544

Rule #544:  When you insist on wearing your Halloween costume as pajamas & you pee in it at 3am, please don’t scream at me for not having it washed & ready to go by 6am.

 

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Rule #543

Rule #543:  No, you may not have brownies, cotton candy, caramel corn, and/or Tootsie Rolls for breakfast.

 

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Rule #542

Rule #542:  When you run out of clean underwear, please just bring your dirty clothes to the laundry room so I can wash them. That makes a lot more sense than wearing your swimsuit as underwear.

 

~ Anonymous

 

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Rule #541

Rule #541:  You may NOT put your finger up your sister’s nose, even when she asks you to. 


 Thanks, Melissa T.


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Rule #540

Murphy’s Law of Parenting (aka Rule #540):  The bigger the spill/mess/dirty diaper, the closer it happens to the moment after Mommy has poured milk on her breakfast cereal.


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Rule #539

Rule #539:  Compliments are fantastic, but when you walk in on me changing, no one wants to hear about the “wonderful fur” I have on my penis. Also, Mommy doesn’t have a penis. 

 

 Thanks, Aimee S.

 

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