Monthly Archives: July 2010
Rule #356
Rule #356: The garden stepping stones may not be used as frisbees.
Thanks, Alicia E.!
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Rule #355
Rule #355: When you are in timeout for talking disrespectfully to me at your lemonade stand, that is not the best time to ask about that dog walking business you’d like to start.
Rule #353
Rule #353: The trash can is not an acceptable place to search for a snack.
Thanks, Monica R.!
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Rule #352
Rule #352: Please do not use the cat as a golf ball.
Thanks, MaryAnn N.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #351
Rule #351: The more you argue with mom, the more you will have to clean. Keeping arguing; the house will look great!
Thanks, Jessica T.!
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Rule #350
Rule #350: The fish do not appreciate being fed for the 7th time today.
Thanks, Gretchen H.!
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Rule #349
Rule #349: Yes, you must wipe EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Thanks to Robyn H. who made this rule in response to this conversation with her 5 year old son:
- Mom: Don’t forget to wipe this time, Son.
- Son: I already wiped last time.
- Mom: I know you wiped last time, but you still have to wipe this time too.
- Son: But I already did before.
- Mom: If you don’t wipe every time, you will get a rash. You HAVE TO WIPE EVERY TIME YOU GO!
- Son: Every DAY even?
- Mom: Yes, son…..every time you go…..every single day…….((sigh))
- Son: GEEZ…….
Filed under Guest rules
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 