Monthly Archives: July 2010
Rule #358: Just because Daddy is a police officer doesn’t mean you can call 911 and talk to him at work.
Thanks, Linda D.!
Rule #357: When we have a guest at our house nursing her baby, please do not try to touch her breasts & comment on the size of them.
Thanks, Cat S. & Jessica B.!
Rule #356: The garden stepping stones may not be used as frisbees.
Thanks, Alicia E.!
Rule #355: When you are in timeout for talking disrespectfully to me at your lemonade stand, that is not the best time to ask about that dog walking business you’d like to start.
Rule #354: You may not scratch your itchy eyeball with a fork.
Rule #353: The trash can is not an acceptable place to search for a snack.
Thanks, Monica R.!
Rule #352: Please do not use the cat as a golf ball.
Thanks, MaryAnn N.!