Monthly Archives: July 2010

Rule #358

Rule #358: Just because Daddy is a police officer doesn’t mean you can call 911 and talk to him at work.


Thanks, Linda D.!


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Rule #357

Rule #357:  When we have a guest at our house nursing her baby, please do not try to touch her breasts & comment on the size of them.


Thanks, Cat S. & Jessica B.!


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Rule #356

Rule #356:  The garden stepping stones may not be used as frisbees.


Thanks, Alicia E.!


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Rule #355

Rule #355:  When you are in timeout for talking disrespectfully to me at your lemonade stand, that is not the best time to ask about that dog walking business you’d like to start.


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Rule #354

Rule #354:  You may not scratch your itchy eyeball with a fork.


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Rule #353

Rule #353:  The trash can is not an acceptable place to search for a snack.


Thanks, Monica R.!


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Rule #352

Rule #352:  Please do not use the cat as a golf ball.


Thanks, MaryAnn N.!


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