Monthly Archives: May 2010
Rule #332
Rule #332: Please do not throw a giant hissy fit when your brother pretends to take your pretend toy. Can’t you just pretend that he gave it back?
Filed under GC
Rule #331
Rule #331: It is not ok to yell “Zip it, Calculator Boy!” to the neighbor kid, who just happens to like carrying around a calculator and is annoying you at that point in time.
Thanks, Raini T.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #330
Rule #330: Do not tell me after biting your brother that, “He bit himself.” I will figure it out somehow. Especially when the bite is on his cheek.
Thanks, Mary B.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #329
Rule #329: If you are going to put a blanket over your head and walk up to your brother to call him a jerk face, you might want to make sure that you actually do walk up to your brother, rather than your mom.
Thanks, MaryAnn N.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #328
Rule #328: Tooth brushing is required on weekends too.
Thanks, Erin O.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #327
Rule #327: Chewing green beans but not actually swallowing them does not count as eating your vegetables.
Thanks, Mary B.!
Filed under Guest rules
