03/31/2011 · 7:44 am
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Rule #435

Rule #435: Please do not eat the peaches (or any other food, really) once they have fallen off your fork and landed on your penis.

 

Thanks, Melissa M.

 

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  1. Erica
    04/04/2011 at 6:37 am

    So where’s the rule about eating in the nude? Seems to me some underpants (at the very least) would solve the problem of penile food contamination. 🙂

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