Rule #435

Rule #435: Please do not eat the peaches (or any other food, really) once they have fallen off your fork and landed on your penis.

 

Thanks, Melissa M.

 

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One response to “Rule #435

  1. Erica

    So where’s the rule about eating in the nude? Seems to me some underpants (at the very least) would solve the problem of penile food contamination. 🙂

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