Tag Archives: parenting
Rule #568: If you’ve sat on it, you may not eat it.
Thanks, Melissa T.
Rule #567: Please do not steal my underwear, hide it in your pockets, and then throw it at me when I am trying to tell you a bedtime story. Thanks.
Thanks, Celeste J. (the meanest big sister in the whole wide world)
Rule #566: I do not speak in hums. If you want me to answer you, use words.
Thanks, Jennifer M.
Rule #565: Fighting bad guys is tough work. You have to be smart, innovative, and quick-thinking. While your idea for stopping the enemy with Booger Bullets is surely an effective form of attack, you’re still not allowed to pick your nose.
Thanks, Robyn H.
Rule #564: When you find a bird feather on the ground, you may use it in a craft, wear it in your hair, or hang it on the wall. You may not put it in your mouth.