Tag Archives: parenting
Rule #568: If you’ve sat on it, you may not eat it.
Thanks, Melissa T.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #567: Please do not steal my underwear, hide it in your pockets, and then throw it at me when I am trying to tell you a bedtime story. Thanks.
Thanks, Celeste J. (the meanest big sister in the whole wide world)
Rule #566: I do not speak in hums. If you want me to answer you, use words.
Thanks, Jennifer M.
Rule #565: Fighting bad guys is tough work. You have to be smart, innovative, and quick-thinking. While your idea for stopping the enemy with Booger Bullets is surely an effective form of attack, you’re still not allowed to pick your nose.
Thanks, Robyn H.
Rule #564: When you find a bird feather on the ground, you may use it in a craft, wear it in your hair, or hang it on the wall. You may not put it in your mouth.
Rule #563: It is not okay for you to roll down the car window, yell “Hey” at the people outside, and then roll up your window and make it look as if mommy was the one that yelled.
Thanks, Julie S.
Rule #562: When Mom is taking a nap on the couch and you want her to turn on Transformers, don’t set the remote on her face when your big sister sitting two feet away from you perfectly capable of turning on your show.
Thanks, Alyx VP.
Rule #561: Just to be clear, trying to pinch your brother’s scrotum with the kitchen tongs will earn you a time out.
Thanks, MaryAnn N.
Rule #560: Telling me you had a nightmare where I killed you, in order to get back at me for being angry when you spilled water on my head, is not going to get you cuddles.
Thanks, Renee C.