Rule #441: When we are swimming at Daddy’s parents’ pool and Grandma offers to take you inside to go potty because you are holding your crotch, it is not okay to try to get out of it by lying and saying, “Mommy said I don’t have to because Grandma’s bathroom is nasty.”
I am the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World. I am forced to make rules & observations that I never knew would be necessary before I became a parent.
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World
It is also not very nice when we are at Grandma’s and Mommy has a tummy ache to yell “fire in the hole” as I close the bathroom door!
too funny