Rule #549: It is never acceptable to use your penis as an air guitar. In front of the large glass window. Facing the beach.
Thanks, Celeste J., the meanest big sister in the whole wide world.
Tag Archives: embarrassing
01/08/2013 · 10:05 am
Rule #549
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Tagged as air guitar, embarrassing, mean mom, meanest mommy, naked, parenting, penis, rules
09/14/2012 · 8:16 am
Rule #534
Rule #534: It’s not okay, upon seeing an older woman, to yell to me across the playground, “Wow, look at how old she is! Isn’t it amazing she’s not dead yet!”
Thanks, Kate M.
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Tagged as embarrassing, mean mom, meanest mommy, old, parenting, rules
08/27/2012 · 6:52 am
Rule #528
Rule #528: When you are waiting in line for communion, it’s not okay to touch the bottom of the person in front of you and say, “boop!”
Thanks, Tyra M.
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Tagged as communion, embarrassing, inappropriate, mean mom, meanest mommy, parenting, rules
06/11/2012 · 8:14 am
Rule #520
Rule #520: When you see a woman in a black burqa at Target, please do not yell loudly over and over, “Look! It’s a ninja lady!”
Thanks, Dana B.
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Tagged as burqa, embarrassing, loud, mean mom, meanest mommy, ninja, parenting, rules, Target
05/16/2012 · 6:46 am
Rule #513
Rule #513: When I grab your hand to stop you from hitting your brother – again – in the grocery store, the correct reaction is not to scream, “You’re touching me wrong!”
Thanks, Aimee S.
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Tagged as embarrassing, grocery store, inappropriate, mean mom, meanest mommy, parenting, rules
04/04/2012 · 7:50 am
Rule #507
Rule #507: When Mommy is shopping for new bras, please do not undress the mannequins.
Thanks, Kathy S.
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Tagged as embarrassing, mannequins, mean mom, meanest mommy, parenting, rules, shopping
03/29/2012 · 6:47 am
Rule #505
Rule #505: When I ask you to hurry, please do not throw yourself to the ground in front of strangers and scream, “Don’t push me!”
Thanks, Amanda A.
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Tagged as Are you kidding me?, embarrassing, mean mom, meanest mommy, parenting, rules
03/16/2012 · 6:00 am
Rule #502
Rule #502: It is not acceptable to comment on the size of mommies “booboos” in public. It is even worse to tell other women that your mommy has bigger booboos than they do.
Thanks, Jessica W.
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Tagged as booboos, breasts, embarrassing, mean mom, meanest mommy, parenting, rules, size doesn't matter
01/16/2012 · 6:00 am
Rule #467
Rule #467: When you are potty training, and daddy is trying to teach you how to aim, it is not appropriate to scream, “NO TOUCH MY PENIS!” at the top of your lungs. Especially when you are in a busy McDonalds restroom.
Thanks, Vallere S.
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Tagged as embarrassing, McDonald's, mean mom, meanest mommy, parenting, potty training, rules
01/15/2012 · 3:23 pm
Rule #466
Rule #466: Please refrain from yelling to everyone in the Obstetrician’s waiting room that “My Mama is having a baby sister, and it’s going to come out of her pee-pee butt!”
Thanks, Rilana M.
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Tagged as baby sister, embarrassing, mean mom, meanest mommy, OBs office, parenting, rules
