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Rule #549

Rule #549:   It is never acceptable to use your penis as an air guitar. In front of the large glass window. Facing the beach.

 

 Thanks, Celeste J., the meanest big sister in the whole wide world.

 

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Rule #534

Rule #534:  It’s not okay, upon seeing an older woman, to yell to me across the playground, “Wow, look at how old she is! Isn’t it amazing she’s not dead yet!”


 Thanks, Kate M.


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Rule #528

Rule #528:  When you are waiting in line for communion, it’s not okay to touch the bottom of the person in front of you and say, “boop!”


Thanks, Tyra M.


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Rule #520

Rule #520:  When you see a woman in a black burqa at Target, please do not yell loudly over and over, “Look!  It’s a ninja lady!”

 

Thanks, Dana B.

 

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Rule #513

Rule #513:  When I grab your hand to stop you from hitting your brother – again – in the grocery store, the correct reaction is not to scream, “You’re touching me wrong!”

 

Thanks, Aimee S.

 

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Rule #507

Rule #507:  When Mommy is shopping for new bras, please do not undress the mannequins.  


Thanks, Kathy S.


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Rule #505

Rule #505:  When I ask you to hurry, please do not throw yourself to the ground in front of strangers and scream, “Don’t push me!”  


Thanks, Amanda A.


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