Rule #555: We do NOT cut holes in the window screens. The original holes were perfectly sized how they were. Now mosquitoes can get in. And the cats can jump out. From the second floor.
I am the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World. I am forced to make rules & observations that I never knew would be necessary before I became a parent.
I should also mention that not 1, not 2 but THREE windows were involved!!!