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Rule #560

Rule #560:  Telling me you had a nightmare where I killed you, in order to get back at me for being angry when you spilled water on my head, is not going to get you cuddles.


 Thanks, Renee C.


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Rule #497

Rule #497:  Please do not scream, “You’re not my mommy! You’re not my mommy!” as I try to pick you up from the floor of the toy store while you are having a tantrum, and then cling to me in fear when you see mall security coming.


Thanks, Andrea K. (who bravely admits, “Fortunately for me, my child has not done this.  Unfortunately for my mother, I did.”)


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