Rule #296: It is NOT ok to scream as if you’ve lost a limb, dragging Mommy out of the shower to make you pink lemonade. Or to fix the malfunctioning DVD player. Or to find your other sock. Or because you smell something “weird.”
I am the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World. I am forced to make rules & observations that I never knew would be necessary before I became a parent.
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 