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Rule #296: It is NOT ok to scream as if you’ve lost a limb, dragging Mommy out of the shower to make you pink lemonade. Or to fix the malfunctioning DVD player. Or to find your other sock. Or because you smell something “weird.”
Thanks, Heather H.!
Rule #264: I know how much you like your new iPod, but that is no reason to video record every minute of our lives, including Mommy coming out of the bathroom in a towel.
Rule #222: When Mommy is in the shower for 3 whole minutes, you may not:
Try to push the dog in there too
Flush the toilet multiple times
Throw her towel in there with her
Climb on the counter to get a snack