02/08/2012 · 7:24 am
Rule #484: Not having bathed for three days is NOT a badge of honor. Please do not advertise it to everyone you come in contact with.
Thanks, Michelle C.
09/01/2011 · 10:53 am
Rule #455: Please do not bring oysters & clams home from the beach and hide them under your bed for Mommy to cook later. Mommy does not appreciate the house smelling like a rotten seafood market.
Thanks, Michele B.