Tag Archives: bath

Rule #557

Rule #557:  It is not necessary to scream at the top of your lungs every time your brother sees you naked. Especially since you voluntarily take your baths together.


 

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Rule #498

Rule #498:  Your mother insisting that you bathe every couple of days does not constitute bullying.


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Rule #484

Rule #484:  Not having bathed for three days is NOT a badge of honor.  Please do not advertise it to everyone you come in contact with.

 

Thanks, Michelle C.

 

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Rule #312

Rule #312: You have to take a bath because, no, you are not a man, and that is not hair growing in your armpit. It’s dirt. Get in.


Thanks, Amy S.!


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Rule #291

Rule #291:  If you choose to play in the mud puddles, you will get a bath afterwards.  NO Exceptions!


Thanks, Alisha W!


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Rule #251

Rule #251:  When I ask you to keep an eye on your sister, please do not smear brownie batter on her head. 




Thanks, Melissa M.!


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Rule #197

Rule #197:  Do not put your forehead on your plate directly in the pile of ketchup.  And if you do, at least refrain right after you’ve had a bath.


Ketchup in the hair


Trying to look on the bright side here…  at least it’s not blood.


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