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06/28/2013 · 7:36 am

Rule #557

Rule #557: It is not necessary to scream at the top of your lungs every time your brother sees you naked. Especially since you voluntarily take your baths together.

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03/12/2012 · 6:00 am

Rule #498

Rule #498: Your mother insisting that you bathe every couple of days does not constitute bullying.

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02/08/2012 · 7:24 am

Rule #484

Rule #484: Not having bathed for three days is NOT a badge of honor. Please do not advertise it to everyone you come in contact with.

Thanks, Michelle C.

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05/01/2010 · 1:52 pm

Rule #312

Rule #312: You have to take a bath because, no, you are not a man, and that is not hair growing in your armpit. It’s dirt. Get in.

Thanks, Amy S.!

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04/01/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #291

Rule #291: If you choose to play in the mud puddles, you will get a bath afterwards. NO Exceptions!

Thanks, Alisha W!

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02/05/2010 · 4:58 pm

Rule #251

Rule #251: When I ask you to keep an eye on your sister, please do not smear brownie batter on her head.

Thanks, Melissa M.!

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10/23/2009 · 9:59 am

Rule #197

Rule #197: Do not put your forehead on your plate directly in the pile of ketchup. And if you do, at least refrain right after you’ve had a bath.

Trying to look on the bright side here… at least it’s not blood.

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10/05/2009 · 8:55 am

Rule #184

Rule #184: Walking from the store to the car in the pouring rain does not count as actually taking a bath.

Thanks, Margaret M.!

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09/20/2009 · 8:26 am

Rule #170

Rule #170: Please do not do cannon balls into the bathtub, especially when your baby brother is already in there.

Thanks to Erin A. who mentioned that she has had to use this rule more than once.

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04/19/2009 · 5:41 pm

Rule #60

Rule #60: There’s no use lying about whether you peed in the tub or not. The yellow bath water kind of gives it away.

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Tag Archives: bath

Rule #557

Rule #557: It is not necessary to scream at the top of your lungs every time your brother sees you naked. Especially since you voluntarily take your baths together.

Rule #498

Rule #498: Your mother insisting that you bathe every couple of days does not constitute bullying.

Rule #484

Rule #484: Not having bathed for three days is NOT a badge of honor. Please do not advertise it to everyone you come in contact with.

Thanks, Michelle C.

Rule #312

Rule #312: You have to take a bath because, no, you are not a man, and that is not hair growing in your armpit. It’s dirt. Get in.

Thanks, Amy S.!

Rule #291

Rule #291: If you choose to play in the mud puddles, you will get a bath afterwards. NO Exceptions!

Thanks, Alisha W!

Rule #251

Rule #251: When I ask you to keep an eye on your sister, please do not smear brownie batter on her head.

Thanks, Melissa M.!

Rule #197

Rule #197: Do not put your forehead on your plate directly in the pile of ketchup. And if you do, at least refrain right after you’ve had a bath.

Trying to look on the bright side here… at least it’s not blood.

Rule #184

Rule #184: Walking from the store to the car in the pouring rain does not count as actually taking a bath.

Thanks, Margaret M.!

Rule #170

Rule #170: Please do not do cannon balls into the bathtub, especially when your baby brother is already in there.

Thanks to Erin A. who mentioned that she has had to use this rule more than once.

Rule #60

Rule #60: There’s no use lying about whether you peed in the tub or not. The yellow bath water kind of gives it away.

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Rule #557: It is not necessary to scream at the top of your lungs every time your brother sees you naked. Especially since you voluntarily take your baths together.

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Rule #498: Your mother insisting that you bathe every couple of days does not constitute bullying.

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Rule #484: Not having bathed for three days is NOT a badge of honor. Please do not advertise it to everyone you come in contact with.

Thanks, Michelle C.

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Rule #312: You have to take a bath because, no, you are not a man, and that is not hair growing in your armpit. It’s dirt. Get in.

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Rule #291: If you choose to play in the mud puddles, you will get a bath afterwards. NO Exceptions!

Thanks, Alisha W!

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Rule #251: When I ask you to keep an eye on your sister, please do not smear brownie batter on her head.

Thanks, Melissa M.!

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Rule #197: Do not put your forehead on your plate directly in the pile of ketchup. And if you do, at least refrain right after you’ve had a bath.

Trying to look on the bright side here… at least it’s not blood.

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Rule #184: Walking from the store to the car in the pouring rain does not count as actually taking a bath.

Thanks, Margaret M.!

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Rule #170: Please do not do cannon balls into the bathtub, especially when your baby brother is already in there.

Thanks to Erin A. who mentioned that she has had to use this rule more than once.

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Rule #60: There’s no use lying about whether you peed in the tub or not. The yellow bath water kind of gives it away.

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