Rule #410: You are not allowed to say loudly “Be sure you don’t drink ALL of that wine before Thanksgiving! Save some for our guests!” as I’m loading several bottles of wine into the grocery cart.
I am the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World. I am forced to make rules & observations that I never knew would be necessary before I became a parent.
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World