Just because your big toe fits perfectly into your big sisters ear, that does not mean that you should put it there when she falls asleep on the couch while watching “Miracle on 34th Street”!
I am the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World. I am forced to make rules & observations that I never knew would be necessary before I became a parent.
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 
Just because your big toe fits perfectly into your big sisters ear, that does not mean that you should put it there when she falls asleep on the couch while watching “Miracle on 34th Street”!
Your shirt is also NOT a chew toy, teether, or “binky”.