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Rule #430

Rule #430:  You may not lick the utensils at Pizza Buffet after using them.


Thanks, Michelle B.


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Rule #423

Rule #423: If the kid down the street is teasing your baby brother relentlessly, you should come home and inform me of it. Please do not get into an old school street rumble in which you (9 years old) and your 12 yr old sister gang up on the 8 yr old alleged bully, reducing him to tears, and sending him home to his mother. You should also not come home bragging that “another target has been neutralized.”


Thanks, Michelle C.

 

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Rule #415

Please do not put your pants on while standing on the stairs.


Thanks to Jenn C. who reported that she caught that silly child before she tumbled all the way down!


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Rule #407

Rule #407: When you ask Mommy the question, “Can you bring me some dangerous things, please?” she will always, always say, “No.” And it does not make any difference if you use your manners.


Thanks, Kristina F.


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Rule #406

Rule #406:  It is not okay to loudly ask me in front of the cashier at the supermarket if they are a boy or girl and then scream that you “JUST WANT TO KNOW IF THAT PERSON IS A BOY OR A GIRL” when I tell you that it’s not nice.


Thanks, Vicki F.


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Rule #405

Rule #405:  When Mommy says, “No, you may not have more candy tonight,” it is not a good idea to try to cram all the Tootsie Rolls into the toe of your fancy dress shoes.


Thanks, Chris S. (who wishes she had taken a picture of this one)


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Rule #404

Rule #404:  If this is how you feel about picture day, you may not express it IN the picture…




Thanks, Robyn H.


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