Rule #430: You may not lick the utensils at Pizza Buffet after using them.
Thanks, Michelle B.
Please do not put your pants on while standing on the stairs.
Thanks to Jenn C. who reported that she caught that silly child before she tumbled all the way down!
Rule #407: When you ask Mommy the question, “Can you bring me some dangerous things, please?” she will always, always say, “No.” And it does not make any difference if you use your manners.
Thanks, Kristina F.
Rule #406: It is not okay to loudly ask me in front of the cashier at the supermarket if they are a boy or girl and then scream that you “JUST WANT TO KNOW IF THAT PERSON IS A BOY OR A GIRL” when I tell you that it’s not nice.
Thanks, Vicki F.
Rule #405: When Mommy says, “No, you may not have more candy tonight,” it is not a good idea to try to cram all the Tootsie Rolls into the toe of your fancy dress shoes.
Thanks, Chris S. (who wishes she had taken a picture of this one)
Rule #404: If this is how you feel about picture day, you may not express it IN the picture…
Thanks, Robyn H.
Rule #403: Please wear underwear while washing the dishes.
Thanks, Joanna M.