Rule #380: You may not lock Mommy out of the house. And, while I appreciate that you enjoy your fairy tales, when I demand that you open the door, it is totally inappropriate to respond, “Not by the hairs on my chinny chin chin!”
I am the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World. I am forced to make rules & observations that I never knew would be necessary before I became a parent.
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 
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I loved this! So Funny!