Rule #408

Rule #408:  When Mommy and Daddy are considering selling our house that happens to have a crack running along the floor of the garage, it is NOT appropriate to ask, “Mommy, are we going to sell the crack house?” LOUDLY.  At swim lessons.  In front of 20 other mommies.  If Mommy has to go to jail, I will no longer be available to drive you to swim lessons.  Thanks for your cooperation.

Thanks, Katie L.