Rule #417: It is not ok to draw a beard on yourself with a marker, and it definitely is not ok to draw a Snidely Whiplash moustache on your younger sister, even if the marker is washable.
Thanks, Rootie (who is one of the world’s Meanest Daddies).
It’s actually ok in our house to draw beard and mustache with washable markers. Our 2 year old calls himself an Indian, and sometimes he asks if he can put his Indian makeup on.
It started when our youngest was in NICU. The older boys weren’t allowed to visit him, so we had to take turns watching them in the hospital, while one of us was with the baby. So when the older boys got too tired waiting, they started drawing on themselves with washable markers. http://kazvik.blogspot.com/2010/11/blog-post_4018.html
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It’s actually ok in our house to draw beard and mustache with washable markers. Our 2 year old calls himself an Indian, and sometimes he asks if he can put his Indian makeup on.
It started when our youngest was in NICU. The older boys weren’t allowed to visit him, so we had to take turns watching them in the hospital, while one of us was with the baby. So when the older boys got too tired waiting, they started drawing on themselves with washable markers.
http://kazvik.blogspot.com/2010/11/blog-post_4018.html