Rule #420

Rule #420: When you see a woman with an eye patch at Walmart, perhaps it’s best not to shout, “HEY! SHE’S A PIRATE!”


Thanks, Molly H.


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  1. Lynn Shoemaker's avatar Lynn Shoemaker

    And don’t ever yell “that man has a baby in his tummy”. He doesn’t, no matter how big his tummy is.

  2. Michelle Christensen's avatar Michelle Christensen

    Nor is it okay to say, “Look Mom, it’s just like WallE when you see an obese person in a mobilized wheelchair riding through the store.”

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