Tag Archives: manners

Rule #523

Rule #523:  Using your manners does not include saying “Excuse me poop” or “Sorry poop” or even “Please pass the poop.”


Thanks, Annamarie A.


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Rule #421

Rule #421: There is nothing about drinking milk that requires a fork.


Thanks, Meaghann B.


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Rule #420

Rule #420: When you see a woman with an eye patch at Walmart, perhaps it’s best not to shout, “HEY! SHE’S A PIRATE!”


Thanks, Molly H.


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Rule #407

Rule #407: When you ask Mommy the question, “Can you bring me some dangerous things, please?” she will always, always say, “No.” And it does not make any difference if you use your manners.


Thanks, Kristina F.


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Rule #319

Rule #319: Please do not ask the company if they’d like to go in the bathroom and take a look at your poop.


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Rule #233

Rule #233:  When we go out to dinner with your father’s relatives, it is not a good time to experiment with new ways to eat spaghetti: namely, sucking it through a straw.  As fast as possible.  While laughing and saying, “You try it, too!”


Thanks, Wendy W.!


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Rule #139

Rule #139:  Please do not throw ketchup packets and pickles at our new friends.  At least wait until we know them better.


Sorry, MaryAnn & kids.  We’re working on manners, I swear.


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