Rule #444: It is never okay to cover your ears and state, “Mom, please stop talking. You’re giving me an earache” or to tell me, “Mom, you are driving me up the wall.”
I am the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World. I am forced to make rules & observations that I never knew would be necessary before I became a parent.
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 