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Rule #559

Rule #559:  It is not okay to begin speaking exclusively in exaggerated fake Chinese because you think it sounds cool. Especially at your birthday party that you invited your adopted Chinese cousin to.


 Thanks, Emily M.


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Rule #550

Rule #550:  Please do not put empty cereal boxes back in the cupboard.  You do not want to face the wrath of the Meanest Mommy who thinks she’s getting a bowl of Cookie Crisp to start the day and then finds out she’s not.

 

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Rule #523

Rule #523:  Using your manners does not include saying “Excuse me poop” or “Sorry poop” or even “Please pass the poop.”


Thanks, Annamarie A.


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Rule #444

Rule #444: It is never okay to cover your ears and state, “Mom, please stop talking. You’re giving me an earache” or to tell me, “Mom, you are driving me up the wall.”


Thanks Jennifer E.


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Rule #430

Rule #430:  You may not lick the utensils at Pizza Buffet after using them.


Thanks, Michelle B.


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Rule #406

Rule #406:  It is not okay to loudly ask me in front of the cashier at the supermarket if they are a boy or girl and then scream that you “JUST WANT TO KNOW IF THAT PERSON IS A BOY OR A GIRL” when I tell you that it’s not nice.


Thanks, Vicki F.


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Rule #404

Rule #404:  If this is how you feel about picture day, you may not express it IN the picture…




Thanks, Robyn H.


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