Rule #559: It is not okay to begin speaking exclusively in exaggerated fake Chinese because you think it sounds cool. Especially at your birthday party that you invited your adopted Chinese cousin to.
Thanks, Emily M.
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Tag Archives: rude
Rule #550
Rule #550: Please do not put empty cereal boxes back in the cupboard. You do not want to face the wrath of the Meanest Mommy who thinks she’s getting a bowl of Cookie Crisp to start the day and then finds out she’s not.
Filed under OA
Rule #523
Rule #523: Using your manners does not include saying “Excuse me poop” or “Sorry poop” or even “Please pass the poop.”
Thanks, Annamarie A.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #444
Rule #444: It is never okay to cover your ears and state, “Mom, please stop talking. You’re giving me an earache” or to tell me, “Mom, you are driving me up the wall.”
Thanks Jennifer E.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #430
Rule #430: You may not lick the utensils at Pizza Buffet after using them.
Thanks, Michelle B.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #404
Rule #404: If this is how you feel about picture day, you may not express it IN the picture…
Thanks, Robyn H.
Filed under Guest rules
