Rule #453: When the gate at the bottom of the stair is closed it means you are supposed to stay downstairs. It does not mean to get a box, stand on it, climb over the gate, and draw on the walls of Daddy’s office with marker.
I am the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World. I am forced to make rules & observations that I never knew would be necessary before I became a parent.
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 