Category Archives: GC

Rule #564

Rule #564:  When you find a bird feather on the ground, you may use it in a craft, wear it in your hair, or hang it on the wall. You may not put it in your mouth.

 

 

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Rule #557

Rule #557:  It is not necessary to scream at the top of your lungs every time your brother sees you naked. Especially since you voluntarily take your baths together.


 

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Rule #547

Rule #547:  You may not play with fire or remove your shirt at the candlelight Christmas Eve service.

 

Happy Holidays, everyone!

 

 

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Rule #546

Rule #546:  No, you may not have a breakfast of egg nog & pepperoni a mere 12 hours after barfing all over the car.

 

 

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Rule #544

Rule #544:  When you insist on wearing your Halloween costume as pajamas & you pee in it at 3am, please don’t scream at me for not having it washed & ready to go by 6am.

 

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Rule #540

Murphy’s Law of Parenting (aka Rule #540):  The bigger the spill/mess/dirty diaper, the closer it happens to the moment after Mommy has poured milk on her breakfast cereal.


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Rule #535

Rule #535:  You may not get your face wet in the mall fountain.

 

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