Rule #467: When you are potty training, and daddy is trying to teach you how to aim, it is not appropriate to scream, “NO TOUCH MY PENIS!” at the top of your lungs. Especially when you are in a busy McDonalds restroom.
I am the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World. I am forced to make rules & observations that I never knew would be necessary before I became a parent.
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World
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