Rule #533: When I am already late and have 10 minutes to get your brother and sister to their school, you to your preschool, and me to work, it is not a good time to put my keys in the refrigerator so that they will “stay fresh,” causing me to be 15 more minutes late to work and to have to relate this story to a disbelieving and unsympathetic boss. This applies to your brother’s shoes as well.
Thanks, Michelle C.
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 
Oh, goodness, my son is the same way, the other day I caught him taking me keys as he says, “I’m going to practice hiding things so I can get better at it”