If only the tablecloth was where it stopped! Rule #_____: Your mother’s shirt is NOT a snot-rag. There will be no running up to Momma, out of the blue, and wiping your nose on the hem of her shirt. The End.
I am the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World. I am forced to make rules & observations that I never knew would be necessary before I became a parent.
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 
If only the tablecloth was where it stopped! Rule #_____: Your mother’s shirt is NOT a snot-rag. There will be no running up to Momma, out of the blue, and wiping your nose on the hem of her shirt. The End.
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