Rule #568: If you’ve sat on it, you may not eat it.
Thanks, Melissa T.
Tag Archives: gross
Rule #564
Rule #564: When you find a bird feather on the ground, you may use it in a craft, wear it in your hair, or hang it on the wall. You may not put it in your mouth.
Rule #556
Rule #556: Please pee BEFORE you get in the shower. And if you forget, its not funny to pee on your sibling who is taking a shower at the same time. (OK, maybe its kind of funny).
Thanks, Jill C.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #545
Rule #545: It is not appropriate to wipe your runny nose on the tablecloth. Not at all. Never ever. Never.
Thanks, Nikki D.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #541
Rule #541: You may NOT put your finger up your sister’s nose, even when she asks you to.
Thanks, Melissa T.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #537
Rule #537: Peeing on Mommy’s broccoli plants does NOT help them grow.
Thanks, Kristina F.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #536
Rule #536: Spitting water out of your mouth and onto your sister is not the same as playing with water guns.
Thanks, Michelle C.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #531
Rule #531: It is not good manners to rub food on your face at the dinner table.
Filed under GC
Rule #530
Rule #530: I know the Wii balance board is small and white…but it is NOT a potty, and we don’t poop on it! Thanks!
Thanks, Cindy H.
Filed under Guest rules
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