Rule #553: No matter how quiet you think you’re being, sneaking chocolate chips out of the bag that’s sitting on the counter while Mom is in the kitchen does not work. She can hear you.
I am the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World. I am forced to make rules & observations that I never knew would be necessary before I became a parent.
That is something my husband would do!
In the interest of full disclosure, husband has admitted to exactly the same thing.