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Rule #553

Rule #553:  No matter how quiet you think you’re being, sneaking chocolate chips out of the bag that’s sitting on the counter while Mom is in the kitchen does not work.  She can hear you.

 

 Thanks, Kathy S.

 

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Rule #532

Rule #532:  You may not play the harmonica when you should be sleeping.

 

 Thanks, Melissa T.


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Rule #520

Rule #520:  When you see a woman in a black burqa at Target, please do not yell loudly over and over, “Look!  It’s a ninja lady!”

 

Thanks, Dana B.

 

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Rule #514

Rule #514:  You may not play the recorder at 6am when everyone else in the house is still sleeping.  


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Rule #509

Rule #509:  Your brother is not required to apologize to you for hurting your ears when he sneezed.  

 

Thanks, Carrie HW.

 

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Rule #446

Rule #446:  It’s lovely that you want to greet the pastor on Sunday morning, but standing on your father’s lap and screaming “HELLO!” in the middle of a prayer is not okay.

 

Thanks, Kelly H.

 

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Rule #360

Rule #360: Please do not make fart noises on your arm with your mouth while you are with Mommy in the dressing room of an upscale department store.


Thanks, Paula!


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