Tag Archives: loud
Rule #553: No matter how quiet you think you’re being, sneaking chocolate chips out of the bag that’s sitting on the counter while Mom is in the kitchen does not work. She can hear you.
Thanks, Kathy S.
Rule #532: You may not play the harmonica when you should be sleeping.
Thanks, Melissa T.
Rule #520: When you see a woman in a black burqa at Target, please do not yell loudly over and over, “Look! It’s a ninja lady!”
Thanks, Dana B.
Rule #514: You may not play the recorder at 6am when everyone else in the house is still sleeping.
Rule #509: Your brother is not required to apologize to you for hurting your ears when he sneezed.
Thanks, Carrie HW.
Rule #446: It’s lovely that you want to greet the pastor on Sunday morning, but standing on your father’s lap and screaming “HELLO!” in the middle of a prayer is not okay.
Thanks, Kelly H.
Rule #360: Please do not make fart noises on your arm with your mouth while you are with Mommy in the dressing room of an upscale department store.
Rule #297: Please stop screaming “Mommy! My PEE-NUTS hurts!” in public, especially church.
Thanks Nancy S.!
Rule #287: Do not talk loudly about Mommy’s hiney while she’s trying on swimsuits. The other ladies don’t want to hear it (and neither does Mommy).
Thanks, Megan K.!
Rule #254: When at our friend’s house for a playdate, please do not run upstairs toward the beginning of naptime to tell her 3 yr old that nap time is over and he should come downstairs and play now.
Thanks, but no thanks, Betsy R. 😉