One of my husband’s neices kept punching him in the stomach. When he tapped her back (very lightly), she went and told Meemaw, “Uncle Bo hit me!” Meemaw asked why. “Because I kept hitting him!”
I am the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World. I am forced to make rules & observations that I never knew would be necessary before I became a parent.
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 
One of my husband’s neices kept punching him in the stomach. When he tapped her back (very lightly), she went and told Meemaw, “Uncle Bo hit me!” Meemaw asked why. “Because I kept hitting him!”