Glad to know I’m not the only one who has ever had to come up with crazy-sounding “Don’t put the _______ in the _______ ” rules. Today I’ve told my two year old not to put Cheerios in: the remote holder, my shoes, his shoes, his baby sister’s mouth, the cat’s mouth, his diaper and then his mouth (shudder), and my new potted plant. And that was all within 30 minutes!
I am the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World. I am forced to make rules & observations that I never knew would be necessary before I became a parent.
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 
Glad to know I’m not the only one who has ever had to come up with crazy-sounding “Don’t put the _______ in the _______ ” rules. Today I’ve told my two year old not to put Cheerios in: the remote holder, my shoes, his shoes, his baby sister’s mouth, the cat’s mouth, his diaper and then his mouth (shudder), and my new potted plant. And that was all within 30 minutes!
Love this blog–what a clever idea. Thanks to Joanna M., my former coworker, for passing it on!
Dang. What a hard-ass. Glad you’re not MY mommy.
Glad to know I’m not the only one who never has privacy in the bathroom!