04/14/2010 · 6:00 am
Rule #301: I know I said that you could ask me anything, but I wasn’t prepared for questions such as, “Is urine flammable?” and “What did they do with the dog’s nuts after they neutered him?”
Thanks, Kristin W.!
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Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 
Hey, some great questions! And the answers would be…? 😉
From a play date guest: “Why don’t you have a husband?” Oh sweetie, that’s complicated. 😛
“Because he f*#ked his boss. Who by the way, is a man. Now screw off kid.” That’s a good answer, even if it’s not true.