08/06/2013 · 10:01 am
Rule #566: I do not speak in hums. If you want me to answer you, use words.
Thanks, Jennifer M.
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07/16/2013 · 8:15 am
Rule #564: When you find a bird feather on the ground, you may use it in a craft, wear it in your hair, or hang it on the wall. You may not put it in your mouth.
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06/28/2013 · 7:36 am
Rule #557: It is not necessary to scream at the top of your lungs every time your brother sees you naked. Especially since you voluntarily take your baths together.
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05/06/2013 · 11:43 am
Rule #552: Do not lick the cat’s nose. Even if you think it’s too dry.
Thanks, Jessica BB.
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01/07/2013 · 10:15 am
Rule #548: Do not sit in the spot on the couch where your brother just puked.
Thanks, Carrie HW.
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12/24/2012 · 8:26 pm
Rule #547: You may not play with fire or remove your shirt at the candlelight Christmas Eve service.
Happy Holidays, everyone!
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12/11/2012 · 9:45 am
Rule #546: No, you may not have a breakfast of egg nog & pepperoni a mere 12 hours after barfing all over the car.
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09/04/2012 · 8:03 am
Rule #531: It is not good manners to rub food on your face at the dinner table.
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08/31/2011 · 8:58 am
Rule #454: You may not ask the delivery guy, the salesperson, the janitor, the cashier, or the doctor to be your step-daddy because you think your real daddy is being mean.
Thanks, Lauren H.
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03/21/2011 · 7:32 am
Rule #433: Please do not tell the waitress, “If you want to take me home, I’m available.” You’re 6, and she’s 27. I’m pretty sure it won’t work out between you two….
Thanks, Beth T.
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Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 