Tag Archives: school age

Rule #566

Rule #566:  I do not speak in hums. If you want me to answer you, use words. 

 

 Thanks, Jennifer M.

 

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Rule #564

Rule #564:  When you find a bird feather on the ground, you may use it in a craft, wear it in your hair, or hang it on the wall. You may not put it in your mouth.

 

 

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Rule #557

Rule #557:  It is not necessary to scream at the top of your lungs every time your brother sees you naked. Especially since you voluntarily take your baths together.


 

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Rule #552

Rule #552:  Do not lick the cat’s nose. Even if you think it’s too dry.


 Thanks, Jessica BB.


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Rule #548

Rule #548:   Do not sit in the spot on the couch where your brother just puked.


 Thanks, Carrie HW.


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Rule #547

Rule #547:  You may not play with fire or remove your shirt at the candlelight Christmas Eve service.

 

Happy Holidays, everyone!

 

 

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Rule #546

Rule #546:  No, you may not have a breakfast of egg nog & pepperoni a mere 12 hours after barfing all over the car.

 

 

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