Rule #320: When you have a double ear infection and can’t stand on the floor without falling over, it is not the best time to stand on the seat of your bike and let go of the handles to jump up and down. Please sit down.
I am the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World. I am forced to make rules & observations that I never knew would be necessary before I became a parent.
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 