Rule #340: Do not blame the lunch tray for throwing away your retainer. If you can keep track of your iPod and your cell phone, you can also keep track of your retainer.
I am the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World. I am forced to make rules & observations that I never knew would be necessary before I became a parent.
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 
Congrats Michele on your 1st publication, too funny.
WHY do I hear myself saying that someday (soon)?
Ha ha ha ha ha! Oh man. There’s always two sides to every story: