Rule #366: If you would stop experimenting with new ways to pee and just stick with the tried and true method used by men for centuries, you wouldn’t have peed in your eye.
LOL! Sounds like my oldest, recently potty trained son. He likes to hold either side of his penis and stretch it so the stream sprays like a fire hose and then turns his hips from side to side, just so he gets the WHOLE bowl…..and the seat, lid, tank, and floor…
I am the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World. I am forced to make rules & observations that I never knew would be necessary before I became a parent.
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 
LOL! Sounds like my oldest, recently potty trained son. He likes to hold either side of his penis and stretch it so the stream sprays like a fire hose and then turns his hips from side to side, just so he gets the WHOLE bowl…..and the seat, lid, tank, and floor…