Tag Archives: pee
Rule #544: When you insist on wearing your Halloween costume as pajamas & you pee in it at 3am, please don’t scream at me for not having it washed & ready to go by 6am.
Rule #537: Peeing on Mommy’s broccoli plants does NOT help them grow.
Thanks, Kristina F.
Rule #525: Please take OUT your penis BEFORE you pee.
Thanks, Diana R.
Rule #427: Please do not try to cheer up your brother by peeing on him.
Rule #399: While it is a novel concept to have two places to pee, if you start at the urinal, it is not okay to finish at the toilet.
Thanks, Mia C.
During family photos, do look at the camera and smile.
During family photos, do not pinch/hit/push your siblings, pee in your pants, fall in the water fountain, growl, refuse to smile, close your eyes, and cry/whine/complain.