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Rule #556

Rule #556:  Please pee BEFORE you get in the shower.  And if you forget, its not funny to pee on your sibling who is taking a shower at the same time.  (OK, maybe its kind of funny).


 Thanks, Jill C.


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Rule #544

Rule #544:  When you insist on wearing your Halloween costume as pajamas & you pee in it at 3am, please don’t scream at me for not having it washed & ready to go by 6am.

 

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Rule #537

Rule #537:  Peeing on Mommy’s broccoli plants does NOT help them grow.  


 Thanks, Kristina F.


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Rule #525

Rule #525:  Please take OUT your penis BEFORE you pee.


Thanks, Diana R.


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Rule #427

Rule #427: Please do not try to cheer up your brother by peeing on him.


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Rule #399

Rule #399:  While it is a novel concept to have two places to pee, if you start at the urinal, it is not okay to finish at the toilet.


Thanks, Mia C.


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Rule #397

Rule #397:

  • During family photos, do look at the camera and smile.

  • During family photos, do not pinch/hit/push your siblings, pee in your pants, fall in the water fountain, growl, refuse to smile, close your eyes, and cry/whine/complain.



Thanks to Betsy R. for the photo!

 

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