Or pelting him with playdoh and dinosaurs when I step out of the room to wash my hands. The baby was in the playpen, where I’d left him. The toddler was on the other side of the room, where I’d left him. And in under 60 seconds, he’d rained down chaos on his little brother’s head. Joy!
I am the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World. I am forced to make rules & observations that I never knew would be necessary before I became a parent.
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 
Or pelting him with playdoh and dinosaurs when I step out of the room to wash my hands. The baby was in the playpen, where I’d left him. The toddler was on the other side of the room, where I’d left him. And in under 60 seconds, he’d rained down chaos on his little brother’s head. Joy!