Tag Archives: ouch
Rule #522: Just because you say, “Sorry!” before you do it, does not make it ok to hit your little brother.
Rule #519: You may not pierce your own ears. Even if you do watch how-to videos on youtube first.
Rule #511: It is never okay to sneak up on your brother while he is changing and pinch his scrotum. Never ever.
Thanks, Robyn H.
Rule #470: It is not polite to pinch little old ladies at Wal-Mart just because they get too close to you when they are telling Mommy how cute you are.
Thanks, Michelle C.
Rule #463: “Gentle touch” does not include hitting your brother in the head with the tv remote.
Rule #462: Do not wrap your penis around the leg of the table. Thanks.
Thanks, Aimee S.
Rule #450: It is not okay to sit on your infant brother and declare him a motorcycle.
Thanks, Barbie R.