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Rule #522
Rule #522: Just because you say, “Sorry!” before you do it, does not make it ok to hit your little brother.
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Rule #519
Rule #519: You may not pierce your own ears. Even if you do watch how-to videos on youtube first.
Anonymously submitted
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Rule #511
Rule #511: It is never okay to sneak up on your brother while he is changing and pinch his scrotum. Never ever.
Thanks, Robyn H.
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Rule #470
Rule #470: It is not polite to pinch little old ladies at Wal-Mart just because they get too close to you when they are telling Mommy how cute you are.
Thanks, Michelle C.
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Rule #463
Rule #463: “Gentle touch” does not include hitting your brother in the head with the tv remote.
Thanks, Kathy.
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Rule #462
Rule #462: Do not wrap your penis around the leg of the table. Thanks.
Thanks, Aimee S.
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Rule #450
Rule #450: It is not okay to sit on your infant brother and declare him a motorcycle.
Thanks, Barbie R.
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Rule #445
Rule #445: A rock concert is not a great place to curl into a ball on the ground and pretend to be an armadillo.
Thanks, Tara D.
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Rule #440
Rule #440
Part A – Do not tie your hands behind your back and tell your cousin to push you off the porch.
Part B – If your cousin ties her hands behind her back and tells you to push her off the porch, don’t.
Part C – If you hit your head because your hands were tied behind your back while your cousin pushed you off the porch (per your request), do not blame your cousin.
Thanks, Katherine G.
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