10/20/2011 · 12:29 pm
Rule #463: “Gentle touch” does not include hitting your brother in the head with the tv remote.
06/23/2009 · 7:14 am
Rule #116: That little space between the couch & the corner of the wall… It’s not a garbage can. Or a toy box. Or a hamper. Or book drop. Or a place for the remote.