Rule #484: Not having bathed for three days is NOT a badge of honor. Please do not advertise it to everyone you come in contact with.
Thanks, Michelle C.
Monthly Archives: February 2012
Rule #483
Rule #483: It’s 70 degrees in January. You can play outside without complaining about it.
Thanks, Bonnie B.
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Rule #482
Rule #482: When I ask you to stop cleaning the sink with your toothbrush, please do not reply “I’m not; this is my brother’s toothbrush.”
Thanks, Amy S.
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Rule #481
Rule #481: Stop licking that sign. No licking street lights. Please don’t lick the garbage can. Just stop licking stuff.
Thanks, Aimee S.
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Rule #480
Rule #480: If you don’t want the baby to pull out your hair, take a step away from him.
Thanks, Sara G.
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Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 